thx for being my wife for 2 whole wonderful years @cari.pizza 💕😍💕🥰💕 plz enjoy these photos from our time together and definitely NOT from miss piggy’s 1982 calendar “great lovers of the silver screen” !!!
🤤 s u n d a y 🤤
tfw you have to face the fact that you and Theresa May look exactly the same when you’ve goofed.
He hasn’t moved since he got home from daycare. 3 hours ago. 😴🍑
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I haven’t stopped thinking about this bb grinch wallpaper by @officialseanpenn #tistheseason
me getting ready to eat cold pie for breakfast, lunch & dinner today ✔️
All Daleks are Scorpios. Yes this is my nerdiest post to date!!
yes he is my son and yes we are related!
”Reflection” - Christina Aguilera, 1998